Yowza!

This week my family and I went on vacation to a lake. Today's the last full day we'll be here. I have three funny stories to share with you, so sit back, grab the popcorn, and enjoy.

WRAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Yesterday while my family was enjoying a warm sunny day in our hotel room, my dad got up to get something out of the fridge, and when he closed it, the smoke alarm on the wall nearby the fridge went off. It never stopped, and sounded faint, at least quiet enough to be annoying, but not able to wake someone up. We called the maintenance guy to come down and try to get it to turn off. We were thinking that maybe someone in the other room burnt popcorn and the alarms weren't wired right. So the guy is there, trying to fix it, and I go with my mom downstairs to get ice. When we came back up, the alarm had stopped! We found that the maintenance guy found the sound was coming from the buzzer inside the box of the game we brought: Taboo. It was stored on top of the fridge and when my dad closed it, it jostled the box just enough to keep the buzzer going off constantly. We were pretty embarrassed.

Seagulls
At the park this afternoon when we were eating a meal of french fries, burgers, and a hot dog, we noticed the annoying chirps and squeals of the seagulls that were nearby. I had an idea. I took a french fry and threw it by the seagulls. Instantly, every single seagull in the park started swarming towards that one fry, fighting and flying, making even louder sounds. It was too funny.

An Unusual Sight
I was taking video in that same park this afternoon, when I stumbled upon a little toddler probably 1 or 2. He was really cute, waddling in his suit and following me. I ran over to my brother to tell him to come back closer to where our parents were. As I was walking back. I noticed that same boy by the trash can with a bare bottom, throwing his suit and diaper in the trash! I was dumbfounded. The mother of the toddler came over and carried the boy in his birthday suit over to the table for a new diaper, and she reached into the trash can to get the indecomposable suit. Later, I was walking by when the lady's eyes met mine, full of embarrassment. I had to turn away to hide my laughter.

THE END!
(For now...)